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”We’re getting new desks at the office, could you receive them?” ”Okay.” //
”There’s a reporter coming here to write a story, you’d need to guide him.” ”Okay.” //
”Could you show the new trainee how the badge machine works?” ”Okay!” //
”The nature school teacher is ill so you have to teach at the nature school today.” ”O-okay.” //
”Could you do a talk at the wild boar feeding over the weekend?” ”Okay!” //
”A daycare group sent us a question about swimming snakes. Can you write them a response?” ”Okay!” //
”There’s a group that needs a guide RIGHT NOW!” ”Okay!” //
”The frogs and the gecko at the nature school should be fed, would you have the time?” ”Okay.” //
”All this needs to be written down in the customer register.” ”Okay…” //
”Could you write the talks for the Easter programme?” ”Okay!” //
”What was your job at the zoo again?” ””The goose person”.”

Katit yössä 2

NIGHT CATS 2

”You want food, don’t you?”
”Yawn!” //
”But… your bowl is still full of food!” //
Poke poke //
”Here you go, ”fresh” food for your hairiness.” //
”Silly creature.”

Branta aliensis

Eli ”Eläintarhaoppaan paluu” tai ”Tämän takia minulla on ekologian maisterin tutkinto ja taiteen peruskoulutus”.
Aka. ”The return of the zoo guide” or ”This is why I’m a Master of Ecology and have basic education in arts”.

”So what aliens are you fighting again?” ”Actually, I’m marking safety zones around a goose nest. And trying not to inhale the toxic fumes.”

Työjärjestys

ORDER OF BUSINESS

AKA. RIP PAULIG

Nuorisojärjestöt saivat kenkää Pauligin huvilalta, missä Luonto-Liiton Uudenmaan piiri oli pitänyt päämajaansa 28 vuotta. Jäämme kaipaamaan kertsiämme.
Youth organisations were kicked out of Villa Paulig where Nature League of Uusimaa had its head quarters for 28 years. We’ll miss our club room.

”I guess it would have been easier to break the shelf in pieces already in the basement…” ”I guess so, yeah…”