Nörtti on nörtti, pyöräillessäkin

A NERD IS A NERD, EVEN ON A BIKE

Miksi minä aina päädyn piirtämään polkupyöriä, vaikka niiden piirtäminen on kamalaa?
Why do I always end up drawing bikes even though I hate drawing them?

Romeo and I biked to Hangö for midsummer. It was a 130 km journey. We were taking about nerdy stuff all the way.

Pisteet niille, jotka tunnistavat kaikki sitaatit!
Points to those who know all these quotes!

Kellopelilakkovahti

CLOCKWORK STRIKE GUARD

”Strange worlds called me again, this time in a game called Clockwork Strike Guard. The story was set in steampunk Siberia in 1799. My character was police chief’s 19-year-old daughter Esfir Timurevich who worked as the assistant police. Esfir likes throwing drunk idiots to jail.” ”What you’re doing is not illegal but it SHOULD BE!” Thanks to my mom, Snowhorse, Julia and Romeo as well as co-players for lending me props.

”Don’t take that bottle of vodka away! You’re gonna need it!” ”We’re going to celebrate!” //
”Hey Bogdan! Come here!” ”Hibs!” ”The police chief’s daughter is here!” //
”Will you – hibs! – marry me? You are – hic! – so beautiful…” //
”…and so sexy with a gun and – hibs! – handcuffs!” ”Yuck!” //
CLONK! //
”Yeah, I’ve been a bad boy…” //
”…you have to – hibs! – have me handcuffed and spank me! Hic!”

Kiitos pelinjärjestäjille ja peliseuralle!
Thanks to game masters and co-players!

Kartta

A MAP

Kaverini pääsi ylioppilaaksi, ja koska hän pitää roolipelaamisesta ja on monta kertaa pyytänyt minua tekemään uuden roolipelin syysleirin pelin jälkeen, tein hänelle lahjaksi oman pelin. Ja koska karttojen piirtäminen on hauskaa, aloitin piirtämällä pelimaailman kartan.

A friend of mine graduated from high school, and since she likes role playing games and has several times asked me to make a new game after the one we played on autumn camp, I made her a game as a present. And bacause drawing maps is fun I started by drawing a map of the game world.

Styksin nimeen!

IN THE NAME OF STYX!

”I participated a larp where the theme was Greek gods. I was playing Hermes, the messenger of gods …who is also a thief, gambler and a general trouble-maker.” //
”Now you screwed up, Hermes. As a punishment, I will confiscate your sandals!” ”But Apolloo-oon! I haven’t done anything! It’s so unfaaa-aare!” ”The sandals, Hermes!” ”Oh thank you, these winged sandals are really uncomfortable!”

Branta aliensis

Eli ”Eläintarhaoppaan paluu” tai ”Tämän takia minulla on ekologian maisterin tutkinto ja taiteen peruskoulutus”.
Aka. ”The return of the zoo guide” or ”This is why I’m a Master of Ecology and have basic education in arts”.

”So what aliens are you fighting again?” ”Actually, I’m marking safety zones around a goose nest. And trying not to inhale the toxic fumes.”