Roolipelejä

ROLE PLAYING
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Liseth Silvergull: ”Seal for breakfast?”

Pääsin taas roolipelaamaan, kun herra Brony otti minut mukaan heidän roolipeliporukkaansa. Hahmoni Liseth on kalastaja, jonka veneen nimi on Hopealokki. Hänen lemmikkinäätänsä Briel toimii Hopealokin ”laivakissana” ja Lisethin uskollisena seuralaisena. Oli hauska pelata, seuraavaa kertaa odotellessa 🙂
I got role playing again when Mr Brony took me to play with his friends. My character Liseth is a fisher who has a boat named Silvergull. Her pet pine marten Briel is Silvergull’s ”ship cat” and Liseth’s faithful companion. It was fun to play, I’m looking forward to the next time 🙂

Kriisinratkaisijat

CRISIS SOLVERS
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”I’m going to Scotland, which is super nice of course, but I have to travel with hand luggage only (because I don’t want to pay 30 euros extra…)…” //
”…so I can’t take my Swiss Army Knife with me!” //
”How do you think I’ll survive my adventures without my faithful weapon?!” //
”’A warrior’s most important weapon is not his sword but his mind.'” //
”MacGyver! What are you doing here?” ”Nothing. This is all just your imagination.” //
”I don’t recall you ever saying any wise things like that, either.” ”Like I said, your imagination.” //
”Fascinating…” ”Hey! That’s my line!” //
”And why wasn’t I invited to solve this crisis?” ”This was kind of a… pocket knife thing.” ”Fair enough.”

MacGyver created by Lee David Zlotoff
Star Trek created by Gene Roddenberry

Jediarkistojen kätköistä

FROM THE JEDI ARCHIVES

On ollut viime aikoina aika haipakkaa, niin saatte tyytyä joskus yläasteelle taiteilemaani sarjakuvaan ”Darth X ja jäinen kanankoipi”.
I’ve been rather busy lately so you’ll have to settle for this little ”Darth X and the Frozen Chicken” comic I made back in middle school.
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Meillä oli yläasteella Lumihevosen kanssa tällainen ”Inspiraatio-vihko”, johon piirtelimme kolmen vuoden ajan kaikkea randomia. Niin paljon hevosia… Oikeastaan kyseisiä vihkoja kertyi lopulta vuosien varrella viisi, mutta loput niiden sisältämästä taiteesta saavat jäädä pöytälaatikkooni.
During middle school, Snowhorse and I had this ”Inspiration notebook” in which we drew all sorts of random stuff. And so many horses. In the end we had five of those notebooks over the years but the rest of the art in them will remain in my drawer.

Star Wars created by George Lucas.

Reissu Turkuun

A TRIP TO TURKU

Piti mennä Turkuun kurssille opettelemaan karttaohjelman käyttöä. Ei ollut erityisemmin jännää. Mutta mikä oli kivaa oli se, että serkkuni, hänen vaimonsa, heidän kolmevuotias poikansa, kaksi kissaansa ja herra Pahvi-Spock ystävällisesti majoittivat minut kurssin ajaksi.
I had to go to Turku to learn how to use a mapping program. It wasn’t very exiting. But what was nice was that my cousin, his wife, their three-year-old son, two cats and Mr Cardboard-Spock kindly accommodated me during that course.

KISSAKAMUT – CAT BUDDIES
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”Oh, Gattus! What do you want?” //
”And Miles, too?” //
”Now if you jump on my face I’ll make mittens of your skin, Miles.” //
”Where did you go now? Hey?”

OVIMIES SPOCK – DOORMAN SPOCK
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”Eh… Little one, where are you taking Mr Spock?” ”To the front door!” //
”Erm… Why?” ”So that Mum sees him right away when she comes home!” //
”Kati, come here!” ”All right…” //
”Look!” //
”Hahaha… very good… hihihi… job… hehe…” ”Hihihi… well done… hehehe… Little one…”

OVIMIES SPOCK, OSA 2 – DOORMAN SPOCK, PART 2
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”Yes, we are… Okay. By the way, Spock is by the front door. Yes. Just wanted to let you know.” //
”I’ll take Little one to take a bath. My wife forgot her keys so would you open the door when she comes?” ”Sure!” //
”Welcome to your home.” //
”Is this decent, Mr Spock? Make our guest open the door even when your standing right next to it?” //
”On your century doors open automatically but try to remember that in here they don’t!”

MIELIKUVITUKSEN VOIMA – THE POWER OF IMAGINATION
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”Hello, wizard?” ”Hello, wizard here.” ”We have a problem.” //
”What kind of a problem?” ”We need to get to the other side but there are chulches in the way.” //
”You mean churches?” ”Yes, and they’re on our way!” //
”Couldn’t we just, like… walk around them?” ”Hmm… Yes!”

OLEN SÖPÖ, VOIN SIIS OLLA ÄÄLIÖ – I’M CUTE, HENCE I CAN BE AN IDIOT
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”Miles! Damn it now!”
”Well okay… You are pretty cute…”

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THE EMPIRE STRIKES

Eli kaksi vitsiä yhden hinnalla!
Two jokes for the price of one!
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The first one probably requires some explaining if you don’t speak Finnish. So, ”The Empire Strikes Back” is known in Finland as ”Imperiumin vastaisku” which translates to ”Empire’s Counter Strike”. But if you switch the T and the S (so that it becomes ”Imperiumin vatsaisku”) it means ”Empire’s Stomach Strike”. I first came up with the Finnish version and tried to translate it, which led to the English version…

Star Wars created by George Lucas.

Nörttiromantiikkaa

NERDY ROMANTICS
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”Guess what I think would be the most romantic way for a nerd to propose to another nerd?” ”Yes?” //
”Of course by saying, ’guess what have I got in my pocket’.” ”That would be romantic all right.”

Jonkin… oikea käsi

THE RIGHT HAND OF… SOMETHING
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”Ha! My right hand is big, clumsy and red and I can grab hot objects with it! I’m like Hellboy!” //
”Hey, my hand is made of stone and it’s the right hand of doom and whatnot. You are wearing an oven glove.” ”Well…”

Hellboy created by Mike Mignola.

Joulujakso 2016

2016 CHRISTMAS EPISODE
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”KATIIII!” //
”Have you noticed this crack in our bathroom ceiling before?” //
”Gotta admit I haven’t.” ”Why do you think it’s there?” //
”How should I know?! I’m a biologist, not a plumber!” //
”We heve to call some crack expert…” ”Did someone need me?” (MERRY CHRISTMAS!)


Doctor Who
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