Kalan kuolema

”Stop jumping!” //
”How about sticking a hook through YOUR cheek and pulling you underwater? We’d see how calm YOU’D stay!”

Mitä tapahtui?

”So… Sherlock… Season four…” ”Gimme that, I’ll write the password.” //
”What happened in the end of season three again?” ”Hmm… They put Sherlock in a plane and sent him off the country…” //
”Oh yes, and then there was that… Abonobi… Abnob… ABOMINABLE Bride!” //
”I can’t understand how it could be so bad!” ”I can’t understand it.” //
”Especially after the firs two seasons were so good.” ”Yeah. What happened?” //
”I’ll tell you what happened…” //

Joo, Moffat oli luomassa sarjaa mutta pilasi oman teoksensa. Juuh.
Yes, Moffat is one of the creators of the show but he messed up his own creation. Yah.

Scherlock by BBC

Juuh elikkäs

”My shoulders are killing me…” ”I can give you a massage if you like.” //
”Why thank you, Mr Spock – ” //

Yksi kaverini totesi, että ketään ei tulisi pakottaa katsomaan Star Trekiä vastoin tahtoaan, sillä tämä rikkoo Federaation pääsääntöä vastaan. Joten jos et ymmärtänyt edellä olevaa, en aio selittää sitä, vaan odotan, että luonnollinen kulttuurievoluutiosi johtaa sinut Star Trekin äärelle.
A friend of mine pointed out that no-one should be forced to watch Star Trek against their will because it brakes the Federation prime directive. So if you didn’t understand what happened above, I will not explain it. Instead, I’ll wait until your natural cultural evolution leads you to Star Trek.

Star Trek created by Gene Roddenberry.


…leiripaikkamme katoksen portailta. Maalasin tämän jossain 10 minuutissa paperille, jonka pelastin polttoon menevistä paperiroskista…
…from the steps of our camping place shelter. I painted this in about ten minutes on a paper I saved from the thrash that was about to get burned…

Kuka seuraavaksi?

”Would you look at that!” //
”The next actor playing the part of the Doctor has been announced and it is…” //
”Jodie Whittaker! Not that I know anything about her as an actress…” //
”Anyways, after 54 years and thirteen male actors a woman takes over as the Doctor!” //
”It might be a slightly surprising decision after five decades… On the other hand, the Master turned into Missy – from man into woman – and it worked really well!” //
In the heart(s) of Doctor Who and the Doctor’s character is, after all, the idea of time’s passing and the inevitable change that comes with it… and times do change, not only in the show but also in the world it is made in! //
As long as this doesn’t happen… ”Oh look, I’m a woman now! How modern and EQUAL! Boob jokes! Stare at me and be amazed!” //
”I still want the same things from Doctor Who as I’ve always wanted: good characters and stories…” //
”…adventures…humor…and hope. It doesn’t matter whether it is a madman or a madwoman in that blue box!” //
”Waiting for the next season…”

Myös: Ensign Sue Must Die niin näki tämän olevan tulossa… jo vuonna 2014!
Also: Ensign Sue Must Die saw that this was coming… back in 2014!

Doctor Who by BBC

Miten tämän nyt selittäisi?

”In here live two otters, one of them is just swimming…” ”Is it a girl or a boy?” ”Cute!” //
”This one’s a boy.” ”How do you know if an otter is a girl or a boy?” ”Uhm…” //
”How am I going to explain this so that a four-year-old understands? I’m a biologist and a zoo guide, I can’t lie to her!” //
”Well, you know that human boys have willy and girls don’t, right?” ”Yes.” //
”Good, so, the same goes for otters: boy otters have a willy and girl otters don’t.” ”Okay.” //
”Nailed it!”

HUOMAUTUS: Tämän sarjakuvan tekemisen jälkeen olen oppinut enemmän siitä, miten ihmiset määrittävät omaa sukupuoltaan ja miten he haluavat asiasta puhuttavan (en ole mikään asiantuntija tässä kuitenkaan, vaikka saukkojen osalta ehkä olenkin). Nykyään en enää sanoittaisi asiaa aivan näin. Ihmiset voivat ja saavat määrittää sukupuolensa haluamansa ja kokemansa mukaan elimistään riippumatta.
PLEASE NOTE: After making this comic I have learned more about how people determine their gender and how they want it to be discussed (I can’t say I’m an expert on this matter, though, despite maybe being an expert on otters). I wouldn’t use quite this wording in this situation anymore. People can and may determine their own gender however they want and feel like despite of their genitals.