BIOLOGISTS ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING

”Oh, how nice, there’s a documentary about plants in the TV today.” //
”It has such a lovely name, too: ’From roses to water lilies'” //
”Actually…” //
”…water lilies, even though they are dicotyledons, are a very primitive group of plants…” //
”…unlike roses that belong to a more developed group called Rosopsida. A more fitting name would therefore be…” //
”…’From water lilies to roses’.” //
”Leave me alone.” ”What?!”