GOOSE GUIDE 2.0

”A couple of extra hands would be really useful…” ”In this job they really would!” //
”But wings would be really good too, we’d get faster where we’re needed!” //
”A tail would be nice too – one you could grab things with!” ”Or a kangaroo’s tail you can lean on!” //
”Horns or antlers would protect from attacking geese.” //
”Yeah! And we could have new ears, too. I think goats have the most adorable ears!” //
”Ooh, then I’d like wild boar’s ears! New eyes would be pretty useful as well…” //
”And cat-like claws you can pull in!” ”They’d be handy! As well as a better sense of smell.” //
”Do you think our bosses would pay for these upgrades?” ”We can always ask!”