VISITING ST ANDREWS

HYMYILEN KUIN IDIOOTTI – SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT

”I’m back in Scotland!” //
”I’m breathing Scottish air!” //
”Airport personnel is super nice!” //
”People are driving on the left side of the road!” //
”There are so many sheep on the fields!” //
”The tides!” //
”Gorse is blooming by every road!” //
”Crows are black!” //
”Everything is so amazingly SCOTTISH!” //
”Even the rain…”

TEHTÄVÄLISTA – TO-DO LIST

”Here are things I wanted to do while in St Andrews…” //
Meet my friends //
Eat fish & chips //
Walk on the beach //
Eat a scone at Gorgeous //
See a fulmar //
Eat ice cream at Janetta’s //
Walk on the pier ”Please come down.” //
Send a post card to Whale //
Walk by the river //
Drink a London Fog in Bean Room (Closed for good) ”NOOOO!!!” //
Drink a London Fog somewhere else.

KOTIMATKA – JOURNEY HOME

”It was so nice that you came for a visit!” ”Indeed!” ”Come back soon!” //
”Of course! Bye then!” ”See you again!” //
”It’s 22.55. Still 10 minutes ’till my bus leaves. Good.” //
”…what? There’s no 22.55 bus to Edinburgh marked here?!” //
”But on the websites it said… Well, I’ll wait for a moment.” //
”Excuse me, I’m waiting for that 22.55 bus to Edinburgh…” ”There is no such bus.” //
”The website lied! But I HAVE to get to the airport, my plane leaves at 6 AM…” //
”Maybe I can still get to Edinburgh by train from Leuchars…”

”Yes! There’s a night train to London stopping here in 15 minutes! It must go via Edinburgh!” //
”Hi, just to make sure: does this train stop in Edinburgh?” ”No, it doesn’t.” //
”But… I MUST get to Edinburgh! Are there any trains going there before morning?” ”Not that I know of.” //
”You see, my flight leaves at six, and the bus I was supposed to take doesn’t exist despite of what the website said…” ”I’m sorry…” //
”…but there are no trains to Edinburgh at this time, and we don’t stop there either.” ”Okay. Thanks anyway.” //
”Wait… I REALLY shouldn’t do this but…”

”…hop in. We’ll let you out in Edinburgh.” ”Oh, THANK YOU! Thank you, thank you -” //
”- thank you, thank you, thank you -” //
”- thank you, thank you, THAAAANK YOUUUUU!!!” //
”Thank you, thank you, thank you…” //
”And I’m here only half an hour later than I would have been with that bus.” //
”Now I’ll just wait for four hours for my flight to take off.” //
”Yeah so the smart thing to do when the bus didn’t show up would probably have been to call Mudkip or something… Oh well.” //
”See you again, St Andrews…”