IT’S ALWAYS LUNCH TIME SOMEWHERE

”…and the tigers will be fed tomorrow.” //
”If I went into the tiger cage, would he eat me?” //
”Yes, he might. Zoo tigers are no house kitties.” //
”Would he eat me all at once or would he leave half for tomorrow?” ”Well, you just might be too big to be eaten all in one go.” //
”Wouldn’t it be terrible to come to the zoo and there’d be a half-eaten human in the tiger cage!” ”Where do kids come up with these things?!”