WEEVIL

”Berries for my morning porridge…” //
”Oh! There was a bug there!” //
Some people: ”Yuuuuuucckk!!! Yuckyuckyuckyuck! Take it AWAY!!!” //
Some others: ”Yuuuccckk help!” //
Still others: ”Could someone just throw it out? The porridge, too?” //
And some: ”If I just… toss it out of the window?” //
Me: ”Awwwwww it’s so cute! It’s a weevil of some kind!” //
”Hello little weevil! How are you? I hope you’re not hurt?”