ORIGIN STORY

Okay, let’s go through this one more time. //
When I was eight years old, I was bitten by a squirrel. ”Ow!” //
”It wasn’t radioactive, so I didn’t turn into the amazing Squirrel-Girl. Since then, I’ve also been bitten by…” //
…a horse… ”Ouch!” //
…a tick… ”…” //
…a dragonfly… ”Ow!” //
…a gerbil… ”Ouch.”
…a barnacle goose… ”There, there.” //
…an oystercatcher… ”Easy now…” //
…a goat… ”Hey.” //
…and a classmate’s grass-snake. ”Could you please let go?” //
”None of them was radioactive, so I didn’t turn into a superhero.” //
But I did become a biologist.

Kiitos Lumihevoselle termin ”origin story” suomennoksen pohtimisesta! (Ja ennen kaikkea siitä, ettet edes kysynyt, miksi pyysin mielipidettä asiasta <3)