THREE DAYS WITH ONE STONE

”Hey. What day is it?” ”Well, that depends. For ME, it is Thursday, Friday AND Saturday.” //
”Huh? How is that in any way possible?” //
”Well, if we look at a proper calendar, it is Saturday.” //
”But I’ve got six days of work without days off, and it’s day five now, so it’s Friday.” //
”However, I’ve got one more day before I’ve got a day off, so in that sense it’s Thursday.” //
”You are so weird.” ”Irregular work times make people weird.”