CONNECTIONS

”I found a list of the worst jargon words. They were terrible. My favorite one was ’vertical upright connection’.” //
”Like… it’s kinda a tautology in itself. ’Vertical’ means upright!” //
”And do you know what a ’vertical upright connection’ means? An ELEVATOR.” //
”Would the opposite of that be something like a ’horizontal level connection’?” ”You mean, like… a ROAD?” //
”Or one of those moving walkways they have on airports?” ”Yeah, that.” //
”And then there’s of course a ’diagonal’… uhm…” ”Slanted?” ”Yes, a ’diagonal slanted connection’.” //
”And what would that be?” ”STAIRS.” ”A master level in useless jargon achieved.”