FIRST CLASS TEACHING

”Morning, can you come teach first graders?” ”Yawn! Yeah…” //
”I wonder what it’s like to teach first graders?” //
Religion: like playing. ”What word do these syllables make?” (SUS – JE) //
Sports: actually playing. ”Ship!” //
English: sports and playing. ”head, shoulders, knees and toes…” //
Honest feedback: ”I don’t want to come to school tomorrow if you’re here.” ”Well I don’t think it’s up to either of us to decide.” //
More honest feedback: ”Have a nice weekend!” //
”You’re a nice substitute teacher!”