BRUISES

”Oops.” //
”Whoops.” //
”Ouch.” //
”Oh look, I’ve got bruises all over my body again. Because I get bruises ridiculously easily.” //
”I’ve gotten used to it, though, ever since I was a kid. As a kid I was always so bruised that my mom even gave me a nickname…” //
”Oh dear child, from now on I’ll call you Katipard because you are as spotted as a leopard.” ”Yay, I’m a leopard!” //
”It’s not a problem, the bruises heal in time, too. But I get into awkward situations at doctor’s appointment…” //
”Has someone hit you? Or are you in a violent relationship?” ”I have a violent relationship with the world.”

Huomautettakoon: oikeasti arvostan sitä, että lääkärit kysyy asiasta. Väkivaltainen suhde ei ole hyvä juttu.
Note: I actually do appreciate that the doctors ask. Violent relationships are not okay.