IS THIS WHY I STUDIED SO HARD?

”Hey where’s the closest restroom?” ”There in the picnic area.” //
”Hey what time is it?” ”Half past twelve.” //
”Hey where are the kangaroos?” ”Over there to the left.” //
”Hey where can I smoke?” ”Behind that kiosk.” //
”Hey! Hey, guide!” ”Yes?” //
”I read from that info sign over there that the European bison would have gone extinct without zoos.” ”…” //
”So I was wondering if you could tell me more about it?” ”YES I CAN!!!”