I SIMPLY COULDN’T UNDERSTAND

”Hahaha! We’re so drunk! Hehehehee!” //
”We’ve been drinking so much! Hohohoo!” ”You can’t be drunk from drinking nothing but water, kids.” //
”It’s not water, it’s beer!” ”Yeah!” //
”Hey! You two have been ten-year old boys at some point. Could you tell me…” //
”…just what’s going on in those guys heads as they’re playing to be drunk half the day?” //
”Well… Pretty much nothing.” ”Yes.” ”That’s what I thought.”