TOO DUMB TO LIVE

”I made you guys characters for this Halloween game. Yours is this mutant raven.” ”Cool!” //
”And your animal companion is this bear-sized beast. He’s really dumb.” ”I’ll name him Doofus.” //
”You have to hide! Roll a d20 to see if you find a hiding place.” ”For Doofus… 1.” //
”Okay, roll again to check if Doofus can get to his lousy hiding place.” ”Uhm… one again.” //
”Uh, you can use a will point. Roll again.” ”Oh for… one AGAIN.” //
”…Doofus is found and POOF! He is no more. Sorry.” ”Nooooooo!!!” //
”Oh well. If you roll three ones that’s the best you deserve.” //
”So you seriously just rolled three consecutive ones on a d20.” ”What are even the odds to that?!?” ”1 in 8000, exactly.” ”Destroy that die.” ”Maybe today isn’t your day to try lottery…”