HELMET, PART 1

”Hi Mom!” ”Hello!” //
”Uhm… since when have you had a biking helmet?” ”Like, last week.” //
I was just going biking… //
…when I heard the neighbor’s toddler ask their mother… ”Mom, why doesn’t that lady wear a helmet?” //
”Is she a bit dumb?” ”I guess I am…” //
”So that’s why.” ”This is great! I love this kid!” //
”But this helmet is so black! I feel like I’m Darth Vader!” ”I have been trying to tell you for years that you should wear a biking helmet. Luckily you hear the truth from the mouths of children…”