Biologit pilaa aina kaiken

BIOLOGISTS ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING
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”Oh, how nice, there’s a documentary about plants in the TV today.” //
”It has such a lovely name, too: ’From roses to water lilies'” //
”Actually…” //
”…water lilies, even though they are dicotyledons, are a very primitive group of plants…” //
”…unlike roses that belong to a more developed group called Rosopsida. A more fitting name would therefore be…” //
”…’From water lilies to roses’.” //
”Leave me alone.” ”What?!”

Aikahyppelyä

JUMPS IN TIME
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”Look, Mr Spock. A smartphone. I’ve been forced to join the 21st century.” //
”Why didn’t you jump all the way to the 23rd century while you were at it?” ”Trust me, I tried.”

Mustaa, valkoista, pilkkuja ja raitoja

BLACK ’N’ WHITE ’N’ SPOTS ’N’ STRIPES
Kalenterin kansikuvia Lumihevoselle ja herra Bronylle.
Calendar cover pictures for Snowhorse and Mr Brony.
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Pitäisi varmaan tehdä tästä sarja. Seuraavaksi panda, harakka, talvipukuinen jänis ja kärppä, kattohaikara, valkoinen tiikeri, jääkarhu… Mitäs muita näitä olisi?
I should probably make this into a series. Next I could make a panda, a magpie, a hare and a weasel in winter fur, a stork, a white tiger, a polar bear… What else?

Moraali vs. luonto

MORALE VS. NATURE
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I love the people I work on camps with because of their high working morale. //
But even more because… ”Hey, I found a frog!” //
”Where?” ”Cool!” ”Let me see, too!” ”I’ll get the camera!” …even the smallest marvel of nature is marveled.