IN THE CLOSET, FROM THE CLOSET, INTO THE CLOSET
”Question.” ”Yes?” //
”If someone suffers from claustrophobia, can they really be in the closet about it?” ”Hmm.” //
”Counter question.” ”Yes?” //
”If someone suffers from agoraphobia, can they come out of the closet about it?” ”Hmm.” //
”Maybe, if they come out from the back, going to Narnia.” ”Well.” //
”Narnia is a pretty big place.” ”It’s still all inside that wardrobe.” //
”Hmm.” ”Hmm.”’
Chronicles of Narnia by C. S. Lewis
(This one doesn’t translate, sorry.)
Jatkoa edellisen viikon pystykorvalle.
Kiitokset kämppikselleni ja herra Bronylle hauskasta illasta, jolloin keksimme näitä.
CHICKENS
”Those chickens! Please remind me that I need to ink those chickens!” //
”Heh, my first thought was you going in to the hen house and — ” //
”Cluuuuuuuccckkk!!!” ”!” //
”Nooo, that would be animal torture!” ”Or…” //
”You could go to the restaurant and ask them for a chicken.” //
”Yes… you can do what you please with a dead broiler.” //
”Now I really need to ask: what are you three talking about?” ”Why, well, coloring pictures. Coloring pictures for Easter…”
MONDAY’S POWER ANIMAL
(This one doesn’t translate, (un?)fortunately.)
Kunnia tästä sanaleikistä menee herra Bronylle.
IT’S OVER
Before the election //
After the election
A BURROW OF DUST BUNNIES
”It’s like we have to be vacuuming the kitchen constantly.” ”Well yep.” //
”I fell like there crumbs just appear on the floor all the time.” ”Indeed.” //
”Though I can’t understand where all those crumbs come from.” ”Yeah…” //
”…me neither.” ”!”
CHAOS GATHERING
”I cleaned up the kitchen and marked it in our home chores list.” //
”…” //
”That was in the morning. Now I’ve had enough time to make a mess again.”
EMPERORS
