FANCY-PANTS AND STREET KIDS Orchids: ”The pH of the nutrient liquid you gave me was slightly too low.” //
”I cannot take this. I die.” //
Dandelions: ”Oh boy, there’s a CRACK in the pavement!!!” //
”Word!” ”Let’g groooooow!” ”Yeah!!!”
ADMITTING THE FACTS IS THE BEGINNING OF WISDOM… ”Could I take a cutting of that vine?” ”Sure!” //
”A house plant is always nice.” //
”I have 42 house plants at home.” ”…” //
”I don’t have a problem, I have a hobby!” ”That’s what they all say…”