Kirjoittajan arkistot:kati

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STAIRCASE SPARROW

”Hello!” ”Evening!” //
”Are you the one who saved that sparrow from the staircase?” ”Yeah. Was she there already when you left?” //
”Yes, but I didn’t know what to do. So I hoped you’d know. What did you do?” //
”At first, I was a bit worried as she was flying so high up.” //
”But then she flew lower so I tossed my raincoat on top of her and she was trapped under it.” //
”The sparrow seemed to be fine so I just let her out.” //
”Wow, well done!” ”This isn’t the first time I do this. That’s why I’m the on-call biologist.”

Nukkuma-asento

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SLEEPING POSITION

”I normally sleep like a starfish, on my back. My spouse doesn’t approve, really.” ”I usually sleep on my side.” ”My favorite sleeping position is this…” //
Usually, I sleep under the blanket hugging an otter plushie. //
”Are you trying. on purpose, sleep so that you can’t breathe?” ”?” //
”I feel like everyone I talk about this with is really confused about it, but it’s really the best position for me to fall asleep in. For me, it’s a very pleasant way to be. Unfortunately, it’s a position impossible to take in a sleeping bag. In a sleeping bag, it would probably be easiest to sleep on your back, but that’s really unnatural way for me.”

Kahdeksas kuolemansynti

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THE EIGHTH DEADLY SIN

”Like — your mother doesn’t live here so please put your dishes in the machine. It’s not that difficult.” //
”Trust me, it’s like that on every work place.” //
”But leaving your dirty dishes in the sink is just a sin.”
”And adding water from the tap is a deadly sin!” ”It really is!”

Kunnioita mun taukoa

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RESPECT MY BREAK

”Finally, lunch break!” //
”Hi Kati! Hey, I needed to talk to you about that audio system.” //
”Or… would you like to eat alone?” //
”Alright, let’s talk about this later! It can wait, no problem!”

Häpeän hetki, osa 2

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A MOMENT OF EMBARRASSMENT, PART 2

Vastauksena Kyyemon kommenttiin edelliseen artikkeliin.
As a response to Mother Viper’s comment on the last post.


”Oh no, I totally embarrassed myself! I wish I could disappear!” //
”?!” Rrruumbble!!! //
”Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!” Glomp! //
”What — ?” ”You wanted to disappear.” //
”Thanks, Ground, you’re the best.” ”No problem.”

Häpeän hetki

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A MOMENT OF EMBARRASSMENT

”Excuse me, where are the camels?” //
”Just take a left from here and then down the hill. You can’t possibly not miss them.” ”Thanks!” //
”What did I just say? ’You can’t possibly not miss them’?? It should be, ’You can’t possibly not notice them’ or ’you can’t possibly miss them’! So embarrassing!” //
”Where’s the closest basement I can hide in? I’m so ashamed!”