A TRIP TO TURKU
Piti mennä Turkuun kurssille opettelemaan karttaohjelman käyttöä. Ei ollut erityisemmin jännää. Mutta mikä oli kivaa oli se, että serkkuni, hänen vaimonsa, heidän kolmevuotias poikansa, kaksi kissaansa ja herra Pahvi-Spock ystävällisesti majoittivat minut kurssin ajaksi.
I had to go to Turku to learn how to use a mapping program. It wasn’t very exiting. But what was nice was that my cousin, his wife, their three-year-old son, two cats and Mr Cardboard-Spock kindly accommodated me during that course.
KISSAKAMUT – CAT BUDDIES
”Oh, Gattus! What do you want?” //
”And Miles, too?” //
”Now if you jump on my face I’ll make mittens of your skin, Miles.” //
”Where did you go now? Hey?”
OVIMIES SPOCK – DOORMAN SPOCK
”Eh… Little one, where are you taking Mr Spock?” ”To the front door!” //
”Erm… Why?” ”So that Mum sees him right away when she comes home!” //
”Kati, come here!” ”All right…” //
”Look!” //
”Hahaha… very good… hihihi… job… hehe…” ”Hihihi… well done… hehehe… Little one…”
OVIMIES SPOCK, OSA 2 – DOORMAN SPOCK, PART 2
”Yes, we are… Okay. By the way, Spock is by the front door. Yes. Just wanted to let you know.” //
”I’ll take Little one to take a bath. My wife forgot her keys so would you open the door when she comes?” ”Sure!” //
”Welcome to your home.” //
”Is this decent, Mr Spock? Make our guest open the door even when your standing right next to it?” //
”On your century doors open automatically but try to remember that in here they don’t!”
MIELIKUVITUKSEN VOIMA – THE POWER OF IMAGINATION
”Hello, wizard?” ”Hello, wizard here.” ”We have a problem.” //
”What kind of a problem?” ”We need to get to the other side but there are chulches in the way.” //
”You mean churches?” ”Yes, and they’re on our way!” //
”Couldn’t we just, like… walk around them?” ”Hmm… Yes!”
OLEN SÖPÖ, VOIN SIIS OLLA ÄÄLIÖ – I’M CUTE, HENCE I CAN BE AN IDIOT
”Miles! Damn it now!”
”Well okay… You are pretty cute…”
