Jälleen kerran.
Once again.
Kirjekuorikuvituksia
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Arkistot kuukauden mukaan: syyskuu 2017
Biologit pilaa aina kaiken
BIOLOGISTS ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING
”Oh, how nice, there’s a documentary about plants in the TV today.” //
”It has such a lovely name, too: ’From roses to water lilies'” //
”Actually…” //
”…water lilies, even though they are dicotyledons, are a very primitive group of plants…” //
”…unlike roses that belong to a more developed group called Rosopsida. A more fitting name would therefore be…” //
”…’From water lilies to roses’.” //
”Leave me alone.” ”What?!”
Minäminäminäminä
MEMEMEMEMEME
”…Steller’s sea eagle is one of the largest eagles of the world.” //
”In this same cage we also have two ravens…” //
”You just want me to talk about you two and not the ravens, don’t you?”
Aikahyppelyä
JUMPS IN TIME
”Look, Mr Spock. A smartphone. I’ve been forced to join the 21st century.” //
”Why didn’t you jump all the way to the 23rd century while you were at it?” ”Trust me, I tried.”
Mustaa, valkoista, pilkkuja ja raitoja
BLACK ’N’ WHITE ’N’ SPOTS ’N’ STRIPES
Kalenterin kansikuvia Lumihevoselle ja herra Bronylle.
Calendar cover pictures for Snowhorse and Mr Brony.
Pitäisi varmaan tehdä tästä sarja. Seuraavaksi panda, harakka, talvipukuinen jänis ja kärppä, kattohaikara, valkoinen tiikeri, jääkarhu… Mitäs muita näitä olisi?
I should probably make this into a series. Next I could make a panda, a magpie, a hare and a weasel in winter fur, a stork, a white tiger, a polar bear… What else?
Seamus
Moraali vs. luonto
MORALE VS. NATURE
I love the people I work on camps with because of their high working morale. //
But even more because… ”Hey, I found a frog!” //
”Where?” ”Cool!” ”Let me see, too!” ”I’ll get the camera!” …even the smallest marvel of nature is marveled.
Painimatsi
WRESTLING
”Waitwaitwait! I’ve got grass in my eye!” //
”I’ll take it off.” //
”Right. Carefully, then.” //
”Better?” ”Yeah, thanks!”