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LOOKING BACK

”Dear readers! 2018 is over but well preserved in my blog. I have updated twice a week throughout the year, always on Mondays and Thursdays.” //
Except for… Valentine’s day post came on a Wednesday as Valentine’s was on Wednesday …in August I posted daily …there was a small extra post on Christmas day. //
”Here are some of my other achievements from the past year.” //
January: I opened a stuck oven door. //
February: I did some sports. //
March: I traveled from Karis to Helsinki on a train without paying for it. ”On the floor next to the army guys.” //
April: I handed in my thesis. I my pajamas in the kitchen. //
May: I slept two nights in a row in bus. //
June: I met a moose calf. //


July: I got monthly salary for the first time in my life. ”And got personally growled at by a leopard.” //
August: I lived on dried apricots and adrenaline for a day. ”I was feeling slightly ill afterwards.” //
September: I got to interview a species coordinator in front of an audience. ”In English. And I improvised the translations.” //
October: First time being a game master in a role playing game. ”Five.” ”You break free from the spell.” Yaaaaay!!!” //¨
November: I didn’t work or go to school at all. ”This is technically speaking not an achievement.” //
December: I made nearly perfect bagels. //
”So that’s what I’ve been doing this year. I hope you have also achieved something.” //
A very happy new year 2019 to everyone!

Joulujakso 2018

CHRISTMAS EPISODE 2018

Se on hauska, kun tietää, että Tohtori todella sanoi näin jaksossa The Woman Who Fell to Earth.
It’s funny when you know that the Doctor really said that in the episode The Woman Who Fell to Earth.

MacGyver meets Doctor Who + Kati is there for some reason, too //
”We have to get out of this locked-up shed!” ”Anyone got ideas?” //
”I could use this.” ”Ooh!” ”What is it?” //
”It is my sonic screwdriver.” //
”Well I say screwdriver but it’s a bit more multipurpose than that. Scanner. Diagnostics. Tin opener.” ”Hey!” ”More of a… sonic Swiss Army knife.” ”We’ve got – ” //
”Only without the knife. Only idiots carry knives.” MERRY CHRISTMAS!

MacGyver created by Lee David Zlotoff
Doctor Who by BBC

Ammattinimike

JOB TITLE

”You know how Sherlock Holmes always says…” //
”I am a consulting detective.” //
”Yes, well, I – ” //
”Excuse me.” //
Hi Kati, we saw this butterfly in Croatia. What do you think it is? //
”Oh, it is…” //
”Okay.” //
”Hello?” ”There’s a great tit in our coffee room, what should we do?” ”Do this…” //
Hi! I’m in a company party and we’re arguing whether a bunny and a hare are the same thing. Or are they different species but same animal? //
”Well now…” //
”Yes, so, as I was saying…” //
”I am a consulting biologist.”

The consulting detective created by sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Sauronin kätyrit: Pomo piilosilla

SAURON’S HENCHMEN: HIDING AND SEEKING

”I…” //
”…see…” //
”…you!” //
”I see you!” //
”I see you!” //
”I see you!” ”I don’t like to play hide and seek with the Boss, he always finds us so quickly.” ”Well, on the other hand, he’s quite terrible at hiding.”

The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien

Sauronin kätyrit: työturvallisuus

SAURON’S HENCHMEN: SAFETY AT WORK

”Someone used my ring. Go and find it.” ”Yes, lord Sauron.” //
”To the horses, fellows.” //
”Uhm… as your employer I must remind you of safety at work on dark evenings like these.” ”Point…”

The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien

Muistakaa heijastin // Remember reflectors