THE SAME JOKE FOR THE THIRD TIME
”So a goose person?” ”I’m looking forward to see what they’ll write in my reference.”
Sama vitsi kolmannen kerran
Vastaa
Arkistot kuukauden mukaan: toukokuu 2019
Hulluja nuo hanhivastaavat!
THOSE GOOSE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!
”That male goose at the grill place is sure a difficult one…” ”Yeah, you have to be watching him all the time.” ”He’s constantly attacking people.” //
”Hey I can’t find the grill goose anywhere!” ”What?!” ”I hope nothing’s happened to him!” ”Oh no!” //
”Grilley?” ”Is everything okay, buddy?” ”Where are you, grill goose?” ”Where could he be?” //
”Hey, here he is!” ”Quack quack!” ”Oh good, you found him!” ”He’s all right!” ”Don’t scare us like that, GG!”
Aitojen yli hyppelin vain
JUST CROSSING SOME FENCES
”Hey you… That fence is there for a reason…” //
”…protecting the plantings. So please don’t cross the fences.” //
”Come, let’s go the other way, it’s not okay to go this way after all.” //
”…like you didn’t know very well that you should’t cross the fence!” //
”And do ignore me.” //
”After all, I’m just a voice in the air. Not a living person with feelings. Or maybe you’re just so embarrassed that you can’t talk to me. At least that’s what I’m hoping for.”
Styksin nimeen!
IN THE NAME OF STYX!
”I participated a larp where the theme was Greek gods. I was playing Hermes, the messenger of gods …who is also a thief, gambler and a general trouble-maker.” //
”Now you screwed up, Hermes. As a punishment, I will confiscate your sandals!” ”But Apolloo-oon! I haven’t done anything! It’s so unfaaa-aare!” ”The sandals, Hermes!” ”Oh thank you, these winged sandals are really uncomfortable!”
Scruffy-looking
Star Wars created by George Lucas
Yksikään hyvä työ ei jää rankaisematta
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED
”But I’m — just — trying to — help! @#&$!”
404
”This is my blog update number 404. That is all for today.”
Lisää asioita, joiden tekemisestä minulle maksetaan
MORE THINGS THEY PAY ME FOR DOING
”And your job at the zoo was…?” ”The goose person. And this all is actually the goose job.”
Minulle maksetaan asioiden tekemisestä
THEY PAY ME FOR GETTING STUFF DONE
”We’re getting new desks at the office, could you receive them?” ”Okay.” //
”There’s a reporter coming here to write a story, you’d need to guide him.” ”Okay.” //
”Could you show the new trainee how the badge machine works?” ”Okay!” //
”The nature school teacher is ill so you have to teach at the nature school today.” ”O-okay.” //
”Could you do a talk at the wild boar feeding over the weekend?” ”Okay!” //
”A daycare group sent us a question about swimming snakes. Can you write them a response?” ”Okay!” //
”There’s a group that needs a guide RIGHT NOW!” ”Okay!” //
”The frogs and the gecko at the nature school should be fed, would you have the time?” ”Okay.” //
”All this needs to be written down in the customer register.” ”Okay…” //
”Could you write the talks for the Easter programme?” ”Okay!” //
”What was your job at the zoo again?” ””The goose person”.”