SLAVES TO THE ALGORITHM

”That’s cute. A young couple has come to the zoo on their date.” //
”Oh. They’re just on their phones.” //
”Do they even see the animals? Or each other?” //
”They’re not really even here. Or even together.”

REMEMBER SAFETY FACTORS

”Next, a couple of words of safety at work.” //
”Safety at work is an important and everyday part of everything we do in here.” //
”Both physical and mental safety has to be taken into account.” //
”Avoiding fatigue is also a big part of work safety…” ”Z”

CHILD OF THESEUS

”Oh, some kid’s sunglasses. I’ll take them to the lost and found.” //
”A child’s hat.” //
”Some toddler’s shirt.” //
”A shoe?” //
”Someone has lost their trousers.” //
”A sock, too.” //
”Hehe. I could combine a whole child out of all the things people lose here.”

Ai kuka Theseus? Wikipedia sivistää sinua täällä.
Who’s Theseus? Wikipedia will tell you here.

YOUR BOSS WANTS TO TALK WITH YOU

”Hi, Boss.” ”Hello, Kati. Hey, there are some things I need to talk with you about.” //
”A little later, though. I’ve got a meeting now, but in the afternoon.” ”Yes, that’s okay. I’ve got nothing then.” //
”I wonder what the Boss wants to talk about?” //
”Has a customer given some feedback? has one of the summer guides messed up somehow? Have I messed up?” //
”Maybe there’s something wrong with the work time logs?” //
”Or something in the program doesn’t work?” //
”What if I’ll be FIRED?” //
”Hi Kati!” ”Oh, hi, Boss…” ”So, about that tour on Thursday. Can you organize it?” //
”Yes, I’ve got it.” ”Good. What about those loudspeakers?” ”We already got them back from maintenance.” //
”Excellent! That’s all that I had. See you!” ”Bye.” //
”Is this why I was all stressed out all afternoon?!?”