THE EARLY BIKER CATCHES THE EARLY BIRD

”Don’t you often come to work by bike instead of metro?” ”Yes, all summer long, Basically ever since there’s no snow.” //
13 kilometers in the morning and another 13 in the afternoon. //
”You’ve probably had the time to listen to quite a few books while biking?” ”Well…” //
”I don’t listen to books when I bike. Or to music or anything.” //
”What do you do while biking, then? Since it takes that long every day?” ”Well. I concentrate on what I’m doing.” //
I observe the nature and the birds around me. //
And, in the old-fashioned way, just think about whatever’s in my mind. //
”I think it’s good to listen to one’s own thoughts sometimes and not just everyone else’s.” ”That’s for sure!”

THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE EMPTY METRO

”Good morning!” ”Morning.” //
”How come you’re always at work this early?” ”Well, I’m more of a morning person, always have been.” //
”And secondly, coming here early means getting out of the metro before the morning rush hour.” //
Because the rush hour metro is terrible.” //
”Understandable.” ”And since I come here early, I also get to leave early.” //
”More free time in the evening, then.” ”Yes, and…” //
…I get to the metro before the afternoon rush hour!

SLAVES TO THE ALGORITHM

”That’s cute. A young couple has come to the zoo on their date.” //
”Oh. They’re just on their phones.” //
”Do they even see the animals? Or each other?” //
”They’re not really even here. Or even together.”

REMEMBER SAFETY FACTORS

”Next, a couple of words of safety at work.” //
”Safety at work is an important and everyday part of everything we do in here.” //
”Both physical and mental safety has to be taken into account.” //
”Avoiding fatigue is also a big part of work safety…” ”Z”

CHILD OF THESEUS

”Oh, some kid’s sunglasses. I’ll take them to the lost and found.” //
”A child’s hat.” //
”Some toddler’s shirt.” //
”A shoe?” //
”Someone has lost their trousers.” //
”A sock, too.” //
”Hehe. I could combine a whole child out of all the things people lose here.”

Ai kuka Theseus? Wikipedia sivistää sinua täällä.
Who’s Theseus? Wikipedia will tell you here.

YOUR BOSS WANTS TO TALK WITH YOU

”Hi, Boss.” ”Hello, Kati. Hey, there are some things I need to talk with you about.” //
”A little later, though. I’ve got a meeting now, but in the afternoon.” ”Yes, that’s okay. I’ve got nothing then.” //
”I wonder what the Boss wants to talk about?” //
”Has a customer given some feedback? has one of the summer guides messed up somehow? Have I messed up?” //
”Maybe there’s something wrong with the work time logs?” //
”Or something in the program doesn’t work?” //
”What if I’ll be FIRED?” //
”Hi Kati!” ”Oh, hi, Boss…” ”So, about that tour on Thursday. Can you organize it?” //
”Yes, I’ve got it.” ”Good. What about those loudspeakers?” ”We already got them back from maintenance.” //
”Excellent! That’s all that I had. See you!” ”Bye.” //
”Is this why I was all stressed out all afternoon?!?”

THE RIGHT DIRECTION

”Where are we going now?” ”Right from here.” //
”Yaaaaaayyy!!!” //
”The OTHER right!” //
”Yaaaaaayyyy!!!”

RESPECT MY BREAK

”Finally, lunch break!” //
”Hi Kati! Hey, I needed to talk to you about that audio system.” //
”Or… would you like to eat alone?” //
”Alright, let’s talk about this later! It can wait, no problem!”